Why be so hard on Valentine's Day? What has it done to you? I used to be pouty about it, until I realized it's just another day to me. If I weren't forever cursed to be single, I'm sure I'd appreciate it. I mean, what kind of day is it when Richard Cooksey, whom I'm sure no one can stand, gets laid? It's a time to score major points with your lady friends, or a good time to make your move. But if you meet neither of those conditions, don't rain on someone else's parade, just live it like another day. And be sure to gratefully accept any free candy. (What does it mean when Mr. Gilbert gives John a kiss?)
But more importantly, we need HaloFest confirmation. Or else I'm going to show up with my crew whether Spork likes it or not.
Beware the Purple Harvest!
El Chef Penguino, Professional Baby Chef
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