The only thing truly worth mentioning about yesterday is that I ran. Not outside, like I should have, but inside on our new treadmill. Had I realized how nice the weather was, I would have ran outside, but alas, i did not. The treadmill is nice though, it's a "True HRC" for "Heart Rate Control." Basically, this badboy has this thing you wear around your chest that measures heartrate and adjusts your workout up or down based off of that heartrate. Pretty fancy stuff. You can workout up to a certain heartrate, say 160-170 and then hit cruise control and it'll adjust your workout up and down to keep you within that heartrate level. Anyway, the way I see it, is supposedly (according to Marc Farris, according to Joanna's website (but I just did a search and can't find it)) supposedly marjorie is getting in shape for vietname ... for matt schauer. And I imagine so is Joanna. So why not me? I mean I need my fair chance to compete, right?
I'm gonna go run now.
Spork.
PS - Question --> When you're Matt Schauer ... do you KNOW you're Matt Schauer?
i told you treadmills were the shit.
marjorie is getting in shape for matt schauer? ahaha .. i dont remember this :) and no, im getting in shape for the sake of getting in shape. i mean, ive been meaning to for the past decade of my life. .. and its not going that well so far, heh.
Well, I've decided to get in shape for Matt Schauer ... I ran yesterday, although the devil almost tempted me not to ... i wrote that post at five, left, fell asleep till six, almost decided it was too late in the day to run now, but then did it anyway
Today however, I was gonna run when I got home now, but realized that THIRTY DUMPLINGS don't sit well in my stomach. OK, time to post about the server downage ...
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OK, somebody seriously has to let me know who told me marjorie was supposedly getting in shape for vietnam aka for matt schauer, cause I was NOT hallucinating.
Aack this has gotten much too far out of hand...I was only kidding about the Matt Schauer thing!! I'm not really getting in shape for him!!
Marjorie
Why is everyone getting in shape? Personally, it's nice to have some extra padding under the skin; it has many uses.
1. Insulation. While most people are huddled up in masses wearing 3 inch thick jackets freezing their skinny butts off, I'm walking around in a long sleeve shirt enjoying the nice weather.
2. Padding. Whenever I am in a mash-pit or slam-dance, the extra padding makes it more enjoyable. The padding also makes a soft pilow for whoever lays their head on my stomach
3. And just simply, there is more to go around. Seriosly, who wants a 6-Pack when you can tap a keg (an old cliche' , but hey, it works)
Being slightly on the overweight side (im 6' 290-300 lbs, how over weight am i considered?) does have it's downsides: more expensive clothing, popular brands of clothing dont fit, you can be sued for public indecentcy for wearing a thong on the beach, and some shallow woman care more about the hard abs than they do about the soft pillow. Oh, well, I say if you're already on the plus side, why work to lose it. Just dont go too far to the heavy life (for health reasons only)
--Bigg Dawg
Genesis 1:17
God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth
I finally found where on Joanna's site that Marjorie thing was, and turns out it was from Marjorie herself. However, it wasn't quite phrased like "I'm getting in shape for Matt" ... oh, and:
Marjorie: we all joke about matt ... even me!
Bigg Dawg: I just enjoy the self-discipline of running and lifting weights every day. Of course I didn't today. But I'll do it tomorrow.
Spork
hehehe
i wonder if matt schauer sees any of this crazy love for him...
:D
I've often wondered the same thing ... I hope if so, he appreciates my joking about it.
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- Yes it's 11:51 in the evening
- I'm PRAYING! ... here me, PRAYING for no school tomorrow, because I'm still doing homework.