so i think this is safe to post now, it's been one week
But, for some odd reason people actually believed that total crock of shit called my post from last week.
Let's break it down ....
1) Her name is Kirstie. It's possible, but just a little too stereotypical Kansas (and topeka? I definitely had to look that one up cause I don't know any cities in kansas other than kansas city)
2) Agricultural Engineering? Let's leave to UofI, shall we? There's definitley no AE at NU other than Aerospace Engineering, so let's just get that one off the table. And bassoon studies? tell me you didn't laugh when you read that.
3) I said she was greater than cornbread ... com'n people, is this something I would say?
4) Crosses and Christ fireside and ice cream social ... it's possible, I admit, and it's possible I'd go, but still shouldn't have sounded like me, cause I'm more mass on sunday's than uber-christian gatherings ...
5) First real clue, though, and definitely should have been the biggest tip off (from the get go) is I took her to Bob Evan's!!! Give me some credit people, the Bob Evan's thing was definitely just one more component of the grand scheme of things.
6) The religion teacher work study thing, I actually looked it up and saw there was an opening, so I went with that ... I think I ripped the description straight off the site. Next, a few mentioned our perfect schedules, those that know me well enough know that I don't have a work study job.
7) Would I really take someone to a zoo? That's actually a trick question. No I would not take someone to a zoo, but yes I've been with someone to the zoo before.
8) But the hold the hands thing? Give me some more credit. People really don't have any faith in me.
9) My standpoint on online diaries is still the same ... mine will always be as impersonal as I can make it, just saying "here's what I've been up to" or "here's a good laugh." Also, I hate PDA, so I would definitely hate me "sharing my happiness" to the world.
10) the whole bit about drugs, alcohol, and punk music was all a crock, and the only thing anyone believed from this was that my oldest brother had to actually ask me if I had really gotten arrested (he was definitely skeptical, but still, that should have been obvious i didn't)
I don't really need to continue. That's enough evidence. All I have to say is ... to those of you who believed it, I am ashamed.
i had friends here in Evanston believe it, the same friends who hang out with me from after class till I go to bed practically ... I was most ashamed of them.
Alright, so, what was the point? It was meant to be a funny read, with nice pictures and flashy demonstrations in the middle to keep you interested (everyone loves links, so they'll at least read to that point). I also felt like practicing a little creative writing, though, I didn't think about this that long so it's not like it's all that scholarly or anything like dr. morehead would have approved of last year. Anyway, detail ... that's what it's about.
John.
I admit, I was tricked. Though only to the point about this girl existing and not beyond that. Some parts did, as you pointed out, seem plausible, but I dont think i really questioned it until the Bob Evans part or the zoo thing. The holding hands part was just worded so.. gayishly.. i dunno.
and of course the part about punk and emo music. punk, maybe. emo, no.
either way, the pictures were funny.
Kansas City is in Missouri dumbfuck. I would have noticed that earlier, but I was too busy applying to high school and having trouble deciding on my high school major. Ummm...I think I'll major in high school...no wait...school...or maybe high...nope, definitely majoring in high school.
Lovemaking begins with a straightforward man-on-top position, in which both partners' legs are outstretched. From this starting point, the Yawning position often develops quite naturally. The woman raises her thighs and parts them widely, raising her legs high on either side of her partner as he kneels up and thrusts forward. The barrier presented by the woman's thighs in this position does not allow for deep penetration, and it is unlikely that her clitoris will receive much stimulation. Off-setting this, though, is the undeniable eroticism of the position. With her genitals displayed, there is also a feeling of helplessness that, for the woman, can be a powerful turn on.
heh, everyone meet mike and sam ... from my hall
mike supposedly posted the first
sam supposedly posted the second as an excerpt from his roommate's kama sutra book
and yes, I knew kansas city was in missouri ... I actually found this out randomly of my own last night, downloading a bootleg from kansas city, MO