That's it PrinterAisleBoy...I'm calling you out.
You see PAB...I can call you PAB, right?
The PABster? As in a certain beer, minus the Blue Ribbon appeal. Anyway PAB, I've had about enough of your seemingly faithful Maddox-support, with no Spork-bashing to back it up. Seeing how the Sporkinatrix clearly represents everything Maddox despises (hippies, children, and vegetarians), as far as I'm concerned, you're either with me, or against me.
In what endeavor? Why annexing this masterpiece of a website (*cough* Geocities *cough*), of course. I've got it all laid out:
Step 1: Call Spork a douche daily, thus making him cry.
Step 2: .
Step 3: Profit.
First of all, before Brian can respond ...
Bobby, you have sunk to a new level of stupidity and lack of creativity with the whole PBR thing.
Secondly, i am neither hippy nor vegetarian, and as far as I'm concerned the two are synonymous. You may call me a child all you like, I don't have any reason to stick up for myself there.
Also, decent South Park reference. But again, proof of your unoriginality.